Ode To A Perv...
Hello there,
Much to the walker's disappointment my new post is not an adventure. Nonetheless I had a lot of fun writing this piece of poetry. Plus, this is my first attempt to write something in rhyme. So bear with me please!
Much to the walker's disappointment my new post is not an adventure. Nonetheless I had a lot of fun writing this piece of poetry. Plus, this is my first attempt to write something in rhyme. So bear with me please!
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Ode To A Perv...
This is a story of an old perv
He enjoys admiring 20 year old's curves.
He thought he was young
Girls thought he smelled like dung
He loved holding their hands to kiss
While they preferred to miss!
He thought he was artistic and fancy
He could well qualify for a pansy
He thought he was cool and made women drool
While they wish to push to him into the pool
He said he owned wine, pearls and art
They thought he was an ugly old fart!
They said, "He was a waste"
While he thought he had taste.
Sigh, oh sigh and sigh some-more...
His dirty thoughts gave him a high
But left the girl feeling awry!
Such is the story of a cumbersome perv
Who thought himself to be a man of the world,
But after all he was just an old-old perv!!!
assi to kahenge ROFLMAO!!
ReplyDeletei knw its a tragedy.. but ur poem is amusing :)
hahhahhaha..... superb!! ,
ReplyDelete@ distantcords
ReplyDeleteyaar it is tragic really...lolz
@ dream3er
you already the intensity of the situation right?
he he he
ReplyDeleteI thought that it would be a serious one, but it turned out to be a funny.....
ReplyDelete@ humanobserver
ReplyDeleteYaar jiske saath hota hai usko funny nahi lagta...It has serious undertones.
wah very impressive it is :)
ReplyDeletefunny and sad at the same time
ReplyDelete@ tachi
ReplyDeleteThank you dear...
@ Iggy
More updates...when we meet!
hehehehehe... funnnnnnnnnnny!! =)
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeletenow thats real poetry :D
I loved it!! really! :P
See, I told u. U have it in u ;)
I wanna see more such stuff!
-I
:D!
ReplyDelete@ zephyr
ReplyDeleteThank you...
@Impressionist
Thank you...//bows//
@ Ziii
:P
Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteBut if that stems from personal experience then God help the nation.
All this because of a skewed sex-ratio.
@ Sujoy Bhattacharjee
ReplyDeleteOk skewed it is. But so is that old man...i think i will shut up. lolz.
:) Haha! nice one.
ReplyDelete"He thought he was artistic and fancy
ReplyDeleteHe could well qualify for a pansy"
THE ABOVE LINE NAILED IT!!!
Good Job... ;-)
@ Dr. Paranoid
ReplyDeleteThankies...
wow.....nicely worded..... :)
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@ Sushmita
ReplyDeleteThanks for dropping by! Will definitely check your blog!
good one nikki..
ReplyDeleteI had a good laugh. Nice one.
ReplyDeleteSimply hilarious & very very real!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMy first visit here & there will be many more.
@ Ramesh
ReplyDeleteThanks buddy. I suffered at the hands of a perverted editor long ago.
@ Sabyasachi
Glad to know that!
@ Indu
ReplyDeleteThank you :)
Sad... Who was it?
ReplyDelete@Prachi
ReplyDeleteFirst job. My managing Editor. He was 55. Yuck...