Wednesday, 5 November 2008

Ode To A Perv...

Hello there,

Much to the walker's disappointment my new post is not an adventure. Nonetheless  I had a lot of fun writing this piece of poetry. Plus, this is my first attempt to write something in rhyme. So bear with me please! 



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Ode To A Perv...



This is a story of an old perv
He enjoys admiring 20 year old's curves.



He thought he was young
Girls thought he smelled like dung



He loved holding their hands to kiss
While they preferred to miss!



He thought he was artistic and fancy
He could well qualify for a pansy



He thought he was cool and made women drool
While they wish to push to him into the pool



He said he owned wine, pearls and art
They thought he was an ugly old fart!



They said, "He was a waste"
While he thought he had taste.



Sigh, oh sigh and sigh some-more...
His dirty thoughts gave him a high
But left the girl feeling awry!



Such is the story of a cumbersome perv
Who thought himself to be a man of the world,

But after all he was just an old-old perv!!!

27 comments:

distantcords said...

assi to kahenge ROFLMAO!!

i knw its a tragedy.. but ur poem is amusing :)

Dream3er said...

hahhahhaha..... superb!! ,

Nikki said...

@ distantcords

yaar it is tragic really...lolz

@ dream3er

you already the intensity of the situation right?

the walker said...

he he he

humanobserver said...

I thought that it would be a serious one, but it turned out to be a funny.....

Nikki said...

@ humanobserver

Yaar jiske saath hota hai usko funny nahi lagta...It has serious undertones.

TaChi said...

wah very impressive it is :)

Iggy said...

funny and sad at the same time

Nikki said...

@ tachi
Thank you dear...

@ Iggy
More updates...when we meet!

zephyr said...

hehehehehe... funnnnnnnnnnny!! =)

Impressionist said...

LOL!
now thats real poetry :D
I loved it!! really! :P
See, I told u. U have it in u ;)
I wanna see more such stuff!

-I

Zii said...

:D!

Nikki said...

@ zephyr
Thank you...

@Impressionist
Thank you...//bows//

@ Ziii
:P

Sujoy Bhattacharjee said...

Hilarious.
But if that stems from personal experience then God help the nation.

All this because of a skewed sex-ratio.

Nikki said...

@ Sujoy Bhattacharjee

Ok skewed it is. But so is that old man...i think i will shut up. lolz.

Jagjit said...

:) Haha! nice one.

Dr.Paranoid said...

"He thought he was artistic and fancy
He could well qualify for a pansy"

THE ABOVE LINE NAILED IT!!!

Good Job... ;-)

Nikki said...

@ Dr. Paranoid

Thankies...

shooting star said...

wow.....nicely worded..... :)

http://sushmita-smile.blogspot.in

Nikita Banerjee Bhagat said...

@ Sushmita

Thanks for dropping by! Will definitely check your blog!

R. Ramesh said...

good one nikki..

Sabyasachi Patra | Tales from Wild India said...

I had a good laugh. Nice one.

indu chhibber said...

Simply hilarious & very very real!!!!!
My first visit here & there will be many more.

Nikita Banerjee Bhagat said...

@ Ramesh

Thanks buddy. I suffered at the hands of a perverted editor long ago.

@ Sabyasachi

Glad to know that!

Nikita Banerjee Bhagat said...

@ Indu

Thank you :)

Prachi Preaches said...

Sad... Who was it?

Nikita Banerjee Bhagat said...

@Prachi

First job. My managing Editor. He was 55. Yuck...

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